Fake Metropolitan Diary

Spirited analysis of the weekly "Metropolitan Diary" column in the New York Times along with my own fake Metropolitan Diary entries.

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Location: New York, New York, United States

Monday, February 13, 2006

Metropolitan Diary analysis: 2006-02-13

  • Single woman's reaction to a "Hot Heros" sign. Category: Single New York Woman's Perspective
  • "Character" pointing out a hawk in Inwood. Category: New York Eccentrics
  • Person brushing their teeth as they cross the street. Categories: New York Eccentrics / Oh, Those Fast-Paced New Yorkers!
  • Story about a suited person with a bouquet of deli flowers and a student type with a single red rose. Category: Oh, Those Fast-Paced New Yorkers!
  • Woman having to sign for a prescription for her pet as June (Cat) Mendelson. Category: Precocious NY Pets
    • Admittedly, this is about a precocious pet owner rather than a precocious pet, but in the interest of reducing the number of categories I'll leave it be
  • Kid asking Grandpa how much he would get for making a phone call to his cell. Category: Precocious NY Kids

Totals for this Metropolitan Diary:
Single New York Woman's Perspective: 1
New York Eccentrics: 2
Oh, Those Fast-Paced New Yorkers!: 2
Precocious NY Pets: 1
Precocious NY Kids: 1

Totals for year to date:
Jaded New Yorkers: 9
Precocious NY Kids: 8
New York Eccentrics: 7
Oh, Those Fast-Paced New Yorkers!: 7
Rubes in the Big City: 4
Amusing Misspellings: 3
Precocious NY Pets: 3
Single New York Woman's Perspective: 3
WTF:2

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