Fake Metropolitan Diary

Spirited analysis of the weekly "Metropolitan Diary" column in the New York Times along with my own fake Metropolitan Diary entries.

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Location: New York, New York, United States

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Fake Entries #s 3 and 4

  • I saw a young man wearing a rainbow-colored hat and an orange jacket with suede patches walking a small spaniel in a red sweater. Surprisingly, there was a woman with him! Category: Precocious New York Men
  • Later, while walking down Columbus Avenue, I heard a middle-aged lady say to her friend, "I've seen 'em throw up right in front of me and I think, oh boy, it's winter throw-up season!" Oh, those precocious throwing-up kids! Category: Precocious New York Kids
Bruno Gigante

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