Fake Metropolitan Diary

Spirited analysis of the weekly "Metropolitan Diary" column in the New York Times along with my own fake Metropolitan Diary entries.

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Location: New York, New York, United States

Monday, February 20, 2006

Fake Entry #1

Dear Diary:

While walking on the Upper West Side today, I saw a middle-aged lady walking a small dog. In one hand she was intently reading the New Yorker, and in the other hand she held a paper towel full of her dog's feces. Clearly she was multitasking!
Myron Dilznick

Category: Oh, Those Fast-Paced New Yorkers / Precocious NY Pets

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