Fake Entry #1
Dear Diary:
While walking on the Upper West Side today, I saw a middle-aged lady walking a small dog. In one hand she was intently reading the New Yorker, and in the other hand she held a paper towel full of her dog's feces. Clearly she was multitasking!
Myron Dilznick
Category: Oh, Those Fast-Paced New Yorkers / Precocious NY Pets
While walking on the Upper West Side today, I saw a middle-aged lady walking a small dog. In one hand she was intently reading the New Yorker, and in the other hand she held a paper towel full of her dog's feces. Clearly she was multitasking!
Myron Dilznick
Category: Oh, Those Fast-Paced New Yorkers / Precocious NY Pets
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