Fake Metropolitan Diary

Spirited analysis of the weekly "Metropolitan Diary" column in the New York Times along with my own fake Metropolitan Diary entries.

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Location: New York, New York, United States

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Fake Entry #2

In Central Park near West 92nd, I saw a little Asian girl pushing a scooter and talking to her mother, who was pushing a small pink bike with training wheels. The girl stopped right in front of me, pointed, and said something to her mother. I didn't know what she said because I don't understand their language.

Irving Geezmeyer

Category: Crotchety Old New Yorkers

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